From venturevillage.eu, How to be German in 20 easy steps. “So, here we are then my little Ausländer…” My favorite is #3 (of course; and I am of German descent so apparently I come by it honestly). And then there’s this:
Every nation has done things it should be embarrassed about. Dark acts in its history. The Germans are no exception. You know of what I talk – the German language.
Excuse me while I fetch my house shoes and prepare an elaborate German breakfast…
(Also see their Top 10 Tips to be English.)